Cops in this town...

If anyone has ever wondered if you can get pulled over for going too slow...you can. So has anyone in St. George noticed how whenever somebody goes to make a turn, they slow down to the point where they might as well have stopped first? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about! Anyway to get to the point, Trevr, his brother Paul and I were turning a corner REALLY REALLY slowly, only making fun of how people drive in this town, well right after, a cop passes us, flips around and pulls us over. The cop walks up to the window and says, "I'm pulling you over, actually, because you were going under the speed limit." We were trying SO hard to just not bust up laughing. Anyway he went on to say, "Usually when we see this it's because people have been using drugs and alcohol, has any of that been going on tonight, I mean were you even paying attention?" Ok hold up pause...go back and re read that question, it's not just one question it's two, with two different answers. What was the cop trying to do, make us say we were using drugs and alcohol? I don't know but we answered it like this, "NO!, and yes we were paying attention." The whole situation was so hilarious that after he let us go we drove all the way home laughing our heads off!! However, it begs the question, does this mean that all people in St. George that are driving this way are using drugs and alcohol??? We were only joking around and poking fun, but people who really drive like this, they are serious!